Friday, December 2, 2022

Jon Depp (JD)

BOOM! Arsenal 3 – Liverpool 4 | A Very Happy-Drunk Match Report From The Local Pub

The perks of this job is great. I get to write about football, and get paid a modest sum for it. It's lovely, yeah; but there will be days, where the euphoria sweeps your unbiasness away. I'm sure unbiasness isn't even...

Coutinho Conjures, Mané Prances Around Arsenal And Onto Klopp’s Piggyback – Liverpool Player Ratings and Musings

In the spirit of full-disclosure, let me tell you that I needed to have a lie down after that match. It was absolutely mental and there not too many words to draw from. So, let's get straight to the...

West Ham Stun European Elites To Bag Superstar – Bilić’s Giant-killers At It Again?

Slaven Bilic seems to have taken the tale of David and Goliath as a personal instruction manual. His first taste at West Ham was the defeat he dealt Arsenal at The Emirates, in last season's opening fixture, humbling their...

3 Absolutely Infuriating Things Liverpool Will Face At Arsenal – Preview, Predicted Line-ups

Kick-off: Sunday evening, 4pm BST Venue: The Emirates Stadium Telecast: Sky Sports 1 The Story So Far Arsenal flattered to deceive, the past season, while Liverpool flattered Juergen Klopp enough to procure the services of Europe’s most gregarious manager – who shook the...

How The 1-1 Draw Could Help Tottenham and Pochettino In The Long Run

“Close but no cigar.” This particular epigram is rather insular, innit? What of people who don’t fancy smoking, and prefer cakes, instead? Surely, cakes are more universal to cigars? Cakes aren’t elitists. “Close but no cake” sounds much more...

3 Essential Talking Points | Why Everton Will Dazzle Under Koeman’s Masterclass Despite Draw

It was a sunny, bright afternoon at the Goodison. And it got even brighter as Ronald Koeman stepped out on the pitch, looking around to take in the warm congeniality cascading down from the stands. Everton have proper European...

Crystal Palace Vs West Brom Preview: Battle Of Direct-Football On The Opening Weekend

Kick-off: Selhurst Park, 3pm BST. Telecast: The match will not be broadcasted. But, hey, there’s always Match of the Day. Preview What can one expect when two of the three most circumspect teams in last year’s edition of the Premier League will...

Wolves, We Have Lift-Off! – 4 Things You Must Know About “The Next Kaká”

Do you remember reading Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy for the first time? There was an impending sense of doom looming at every corner of the re-imagined universe that the late Douglas Adams created, bounded by only the out-stretched...

“The Next Jaap Stam” Welcomes Everton’s €10m Bid – The Perfect Stones Replacement?

Somethings aren't meant to be. Then, again, in hindsight, some things are. The departure of John Stones to Manchester City has flung open the transfer window, where Everton are peering into the grand European vista looking for a suitable...

Sunderland’s Audacious Deal Stuns European Elites – What’s Next For This Superstar?

It's hard to always stay motivated. Some days, you just want to pick up that book you've been meaning to read - you can carbon date the gathered dust to a time period of roughly six months or so....

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Eccentric writer, effervescent blagger. What he lacks in cheekbones, he makes up by being cheeky. The footballing Jack Sparrow pompously navigating the high-waves of journalism. 2015 International Football Blogging Award Finalist, the pin-up boy of The 4th Official.
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