He came from Lurgan he had a thirst to manage
He claimed Rangers had an unfair advantage
He started to cry
Give me a winter trip to Dubai
Peter told him that the club were loaded I said, in that case I’ll have rum and Coca-Cola by poolside
With Scott in Dubai
And then in thirty six hours time he said
We are going into lockdown people
We have upset all the Scottish Government people too
Wanna fight with all the press people
I wanna fight Scottish press people
Like you
Oh what else could I do
Peter said I will see what we can do
We made an arse of the transfer market
I don’t know why
Forster had refused to come back here.
So it started there
I said, “let’s give AEK Athens all our money”
Peter just laughed and said “Oh you’re so funny”
I said barkas yeah
Well I can’t see anyone else smiling in here?
Are you sure”
We need to catch those Ibrox people
We need to beat those Ibrox people you see
Wanna win another tainted title.
Awarded via zoom call from our Neil
Specky
But Peter didn’t understand
He just smiled and made me mad
We spunked 5 million on a flop
Ajeti and Barkas for the chop
Drinking pints with scott by the pool
Duffy defends like he is still in school
Facking Rangers are out of sight
Our fans throwing sharks in the night
Watching Rangers defensive wall
One zoom call could stop it all, yeah
Those bastards sing we are the people
We will never catch up with the people
Always trail the people
They are almost out of view
Facking beat us in October by 2
Nothing that we could do
While they Sing we are the people
The Queens 11 who play in Royal blue
Reminding us we are not the people
Laugh along even though they’re laughing at you
And the stupid things that you do
Because you think that dropping points is cool
We can’t even defend a corner
Duffy and Laxalt will you will never hear shouting
Look out, we can see this game now out
‘Cause everybody hates our boardroom
Especially one who thinks it’s all such a laugh
Our club wrote the fans letters
Advising they all take a bath
You will never understand
How it feels to be such a fail in life
With no skill or ball control
And with the title ready to go
You are amazed that sevco still exist
And they burn so facking orange and bright
It makes me want to cry and cry
Sing rebel songs in a slop shop
Where the punters can’t get a job
Dreaming of the Dubai Hotel pool
Denial our club were such fools
But still you’ll never get it right
55 is now utterly out of sight
Watching Supporters climb the wall
If you called Neil Doncaster he could stop it all, yeah
Never will we ever be the people.
Never have the success their people do
Never have the queens chosen people.
Never watch her Red Arrows come into view
And then watch them dance and drink as they flew
Because there’s nothing else to do
Wanna sing we are the people like you
Wanna sing we are the people like you
Wanna sing we are the people like you
Wanna sing we are the people like you
Oh, la la la la 55
Oh, la la la la 55
Oh, la la la la 55
Oh, la la la la la la 55
